That Time Wee Man Cock Blocked Me

The title pretty much says it all.

While I was on deployment during 2015 to the Middle East on-board the USS New York, the USO sent various B and C celebrities and football players in order to uplift a little bit of moral. The only people I knew were Wee Man, the current Miss America, that guy from the All State commercials…. and that’s all I can remember.

So I worked on LCAC’s (Landing Craft Air Cushion), which is a hovercraft that transports Marines and their equipment from Naval vessels to shore or other ships. We were in the well deck (where they store the LCAC’s while they are not in operation) awaiting the USO tour to come see what our jobs are, the whole political shebang.

A few admirals, Wee Man, and a Giants football line backer came onto our domain of the ship. Being one of the enlisted whom they were visiting, they gave us some time to talk to the celebrities before the speech began.

The Giants football star came up to me, who towered over me by about a foot and a hair (counting his flowing locks of hair), smiled his pearly whites extremely wide, and offered me his hand as he proceeded to hit on me.

Wee Man, comes over, looks at the football player and says

” Don’t worry, he’s gay anyways.”

Meanwhile the football player turns bright read, rolls his eyes, murmurs something underneath his breath, and walks away.

He was exactly what I would have expected from the few times I’ve watched Jack Ass; no filter and an ounce of hilarity.

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