Satricial Grocery List (So True!)

Broccoli Carrots Romaine Lettuce Avocado Spinach Mary’s Virgin Olive Oil Dave’s Corporate Fiber Bread Weightwatchers scammy little peanut chipotle BBQ tempeh tenders Red Wine, preferably under ten dollars Soy curly fries Buy a salad, premade, in a plastic bag Put back the broccoli, carrots, lettuce, and spinach Buy Wishbone Blue Cheese Ranchy-like chunky salad dressing […]

via American Grocery List — Elan Mudrow

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